My super fantastic first post!

Yes, yes.
Another blog, everyone run and tell all your friends.
Am I a 'mommyblogger'? God I certainly hope not. I do have a child, but unlike most mommybloggers I have read, I DO work, my life DOES NOT revolve around whether my child took a huge shit today or how cute he is and I HAVE A LIFE.

I just find that the weirdest things happen to me and everyone will find it horribly interesting. Or they won't and joke's on them for wasting their time reading about it.

I, in a terribly round about way, found Violent Acres site today and have spent the past 2 hours reading it. I think she and I were separated at birth.

I have her same disgust for these mommybloggers. EVERY single argument she has about them, I have the exact same. Reading about some 4 year olds exploits on a regular basis is intrusive to the kid and just downright boring. How the hell do these women make money off the site? How many pedophiles are paying for that lovely car they have in their garage? Do they even aknowlege that most of their fan base are probably kiddie porn lovers? That these dregs of scoeity just LOVE to read detailed stories about 6 year olds?

I have a 6 yr old. And though I may regale you with a story here or there, most of the verbal diarrhea on here will have nothing to do with him. Because I respect his privacy.

Anyway, on to a lovely haiku my friend Jon wrote about me. He is under the impression that when i coughed on him I gave him my flu.

She gave me this flu
Sickness! Thy name is woman!
Her name is Roberta.*

*My name is not roberta so settle down.