You know what drives me nuts?
People who feel the need to point out the obvious. Dont they realize they end up sounding like Rainman? I can see/hear/smell/taste that for myself! I am so grateful that you think I am such a huge moron that I need you to point things out to me like I am Helen Keller. People who constantly discuss the weather are in this category. I can see that it is snowing. It is January. In Canada. But thank you for telling me what the silly white stuff is! Here I thought all the angels were having a porn party.
Water is wet?
MacDonald's is bad for you?
Imagine my shock when standing in a line at a store and the person behind me comments on how slow the line is moving. Really? I thought that was the point to this line!
"The Amazing Line that NEVER Moves!" For only $2 you can experience this fantastic ride! It will astound you at how slow this line moves!
At work:
"did you put away the laundry?"
Do you see the laundry laying around? It is covering every available service? NO! Therefore, I must have put it away!
When my hydro got cut off a few years back: "Did you not pay your bill?"
No, I just like to remind of myself of simpler times. I requested that it be shut off so I could experience what my great great grandparents went through. Brings me back to my roots.
Am I the only one who gets frustrated by this?
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