CPR isnt just for dummies

So first day of CPR! How exciting. Can you feel it oozing off your screen?

There are 6 people in this course. Now there is that one person. In this case a lady. Who knows everything about everything. She has taken this course before and feels that she should be teaching it. Due to some horrible miscommunication, she is stuck taking it with the rest of us poor saps.
Maybe it's because she is a woman? (Oooh, wouldn't that get the Feminists panties in a knot). No, that cant be it. The course is being taught be a woman.
Maybe its because she didnt get the job working at this facility.
Oh I know!
It's becasue she is a know-it-all-cunt who really doesnt know shit from chocolate pudding.
Looking at this woman, made my eyes bleed. (Which is unfortunate because we don't learn about bleeding until tomorrow). Listening to her ramble on about how she knows how to do something better than the instructor made me want to jump across the table, grab her hair and shove that damn overhead into her nostril. I know physically it wouldnt fit, but this is my fantasy dammit. I can shove things wherever i want.
I can make some educated guesses about this woman based on only having being in her presence for 8 hours:
-not married (or she USED to be until her husband realized what a cooze she is)
-no kids
-voted biggest suck-up/teachers pet throughout highschool. For God's sakes, she probably got a plaque for it and still displays it 20 years later.
-awful in bed (my only reason for that is her unnessecary habit of telling people how to do it better:
"Here's how you can do it better Harold!" "No, Harold, there's an easier way to suck my clit!" "God, Harold, Let me show you properly how to stick your dick in my ass!")


I named my dummy Peter. I belive Jon named his Klaxor or some such thing. It made us bond with them. I figure the first problem Peter and Klaxor had was the fact that the didnt have any torso or legs. I really dont think CPR is going to do them a lot of good. I feel sorry for Peter and Klaxor, never knowing the touch of a woman and yet having one make out with them all day? It's depressing really.