In all seriousness.....
The fired me becasue i didnt 'adequately' cover my shifts the day after my car was vandalized. Even though my boss said they were.
BUT! I have a job interview on monday and i am going to be so charming so nice so disgustingly sweet that the will need to see the dentist after i am done with them.
Conversation with my son:
S: when will i be a daddy?
M: When you get older you will find someone who you willlove and you will have a baby. (Notice i said 'someone'. I dont want to force him to be straight if he's not going to be)
S:But i love you mommy!
M: umm yeah. I know you do honey. But you will find someone else.
S: Girls have babies right? and i love you and your a girl!
M:aaaaah right. okay yeah. ummmm. well see honey, boys cant have abies with their mommies. When you get older you will meet someone and have babies with them.
S:How old?
M: 20
S: But thats so long! I want a baby now! Mommy, can you have another baby please?
M: *mutters* not if i keep having conversations like this!
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Wow that must have been an akward conversation!
when the children are having children, how small are they going to get? It's just gonna get into this ridiculous Russian doll situation, isn't it?
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