Thursday, February 1, 2007

God Bless Karma

You know what i hate?
Whores

Now i am not talking about those fine ladies who provide a valuable service. I am talking about those stinky little bitches who find it not only okay but somehow ethical to steal other girls' boyfriends/husbands. You know the type. They flirt and makes suggestive little comments designed completely to make the guys' eye wander. And the best part about it is, that guys are so stupid as to how females operate that they dont even notice.

These girls will justify it somehow with a:
"well if he was happy in his relationship, he wouldnt want to cheat"
are you kidding? throw some easy ass in front of the pope's face and he will question his love of God

"If he leaves his girlfriend/wife then I am better than she is"
Really? Do you honestly think that when you die and are at the pearly gates being judged, St. Peter is going to look at you and say "Wow! This conniving, ignorant, unethical girl is way better than anyone else here! Not only do you get in, but you get your own pony!"

It's all a game!
If you can steal a guy away from someone, you have such low self esteem that you have to pump it up by giving yourself the deluded impression that you are wanted by other people. God forbid if you do volunteer work and get the same feeling.

The other type of whore

My poor friend had a girlfriend who thought it would be appropriate, while living together, to go out and have a 3-some with two guys she met the day before. My friend was just her safety net. She honesty thought she would not get caught.
She did and he kicked her ass out of the house faster than Vin Diesel can grease a pig.
Karma: she got knocked up b the next guy she fucked.

All I can say is that these girls will get what is coming to them. They will find that one guy they actually truly love and that guy will be taken away by another member of the whore squad.

I once dated a guy for 4 months. Granted not a long time, but enough time where I was starting to feel secure and content in the relationship. I went over to his house early one morning to take him out for breakfast. I saw a pair of female shoes by the front door and thought "wow, nice shoes". Preceeded to go to his bedroom and open the door. And what do i see?
My boyfriend laying in bed with a girl. Naked.
Well after i stopped my first reaction of stabbing him in the eye with a fork, I casually gathered up all her clothes and her shoes and threw them off of the balcony into the next door neighbours yard. Who has a big dog. I then woke him up. He looked happy to see me for exactly 3 seconds.
Then he broke up with me.
I am not kidding.
he said "i dont think this is working between us. I need some space"
What I did following that gem of a statement is a story for another day.
Karma: he ended up in jail for stealing a car.
I'll take karma wherever i can get it

No comments:

Free Blog Counter