Why is it, no matter where i go, no matter how nice i think i look, there are alwas some girls who have whored themselves up so much that I feel like a paperbag in comparison?
Tonight, I went to a bowling alley. A bowling alley for god's sakes! A refuge from high heels, low cut tops and crotch pants! And what do i see?
An ocean of girly-girls dressed up like its the freaking oscars!
My wonderful friend Jon agreed with a situation i suggested.
If a cute guy looks at me (jeans, tank top, sweater and runners) and a girl with enough make up to sink a ship, high heels and disgustingly skanky clothes, would he not say to himself:
"That girl looks high maintenance! But this one! She looks terrific!"
However life does not work out that way. Guys want the barbie doll type. Even if they say to the contrary. All guys want to feel like every other guy is looking at his girl. No one looks twice at me in jeans and a decent shirt.
So i have decided. Groceries? Eyelash extensions. Laundry? mini-skirt. Gas station? I am going to go naked!
Maybe then i wont feel like a lump of oatmeal.
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Or you could try the trashbag dress:
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/02/mischa-barton-gas-station-pump-05.jpg
Altho that may only attract raccoons.
Some of us would give you a second look already, regardless of what you might be wearing.
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