The Perils of 2 Door Cars

I just posted this in the forum i attend. Thought it was worth sharing. For anyone who wonders, my name on said forum is Ford Prefect. Now this should make sense.

Ford was 18. Sitting at her friend Colin's very very tiny apt. And Ford was very very high. She had taken a hit of acid and Colin had taken some mushrooms. Ford decided to roll a joint. She turns to Colin and asks if he wants some. Colin replies in the affirmative. However, when it came time to smoke it, Colin passed. So Ford smoked it all by herself. This continued for the better part of a half jar of oil. Ford was very high.

Colin and Ford got bored and decided they neede to do something. But it was 3 am! What could they do? Well they could Hitchhike to Colin's cousin Lisa's house in a small town a 20 minute drive away, thats what they could do!!! They thought this was a wonderful idea. So wonderful in fact that they could not believe that they were not already there. In the idea of security, Ford puts a pair of scissors in her pocket and Colin (6'7 and built like a linebacker) puts a butcher knife up the sleeve of his coat. They begin their journey.

They played many games of " I spy" in the complete blackness of the night and everything they spied was inevitably 'black'. So they won alot. Ford taught Colin how to sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall in german. Funny thing though, Ford does not speak any german.
Every time a car passed, they argued who would put out their thumb. By the time they agreed the car would have passed. 3 hours later, a very nice guy in a very old 2 door car pulled over. 3 minutes later they were in front of Lisa's house. Ford got out and let Colin out of the back seat.

Colin turns to Ford and with a look of absolute terror screams "RUN!"Not one to questions absolute terror, Ford ran like she had never run before. Colin followed. When they eventually stopped, out of breath, Ford asks Colin why they did that.

Colin: That guy was going to KILL us!

Ford: How do you know?

Colin: Dude! After i got out and looked back to thank the guy, i saw A KNIFE! A HUGE KNIFE!

Ford: Colin, where's your knife? The knife you had in your coat?

Colin: Oh shit. That was my knife wasn't it? Damn. That was my Nana's. She's gonna kill me

Ford: Well either way you were right. Someone's gonna kill you. At least your nana will give you pie first.