So this is just a couple of things that have occured to me since my last post.
-Last night a friend of mine told me that when he took his people 'tard leaugue bowling that there were several girls there dressed up like hoochies. They were rude and bitchy. They were dressed horribly wrong for not only bowling, but for working with the disabled. You never know when you will get shit on you. Literally.
-my sext-messaging friend i discovered has also been porno text messaging other girls. at least 2 girls. I caught him lying about it. Thats the best part! But he doesnt know that i know. I am so sneaky and clever that he has no clue. Okay, so how i found out isn't very ethical. So I did a big no-no. But neither is screwing around with at least 2 other chicks then LYING about it.
-a friendly Goliath has decided he wants to jump me bones in a bibilcal sense. Which would make this sentence terribly clever on my part. He is huge. I am not. He is nice, i am not. This could be entertaining.
-jon tells me that 90% of the zippers in the world are made in some chinese city. For some odd reason, this does not surprise me.
-he also guesses that a bunch of old people make snow globes. In some old people factory. Like in Monty Python's meaning of life. The crimson thingy.
I have another job interview today. Why? Oh thats right. I may have forgotten to mention that i got myself sorta kinda maybe a little bit fired on the first day.
In my defense the guy totally deserved me yelling at him. And they did tell me that if i apologized, i could go back.
Anyone who knows me................not going to happen.
Honestly, he really did deserve it! Though maybe it wasnt his fault that his mother was obviously his father's first cousin and this resulted in him being disgustingly stupid. Also not his fault that his hill-billy mother probably drank anti-freeze and cough syrup for the whole pregnancy and becasue of that he is the most annoying thing that ever walked.
Well dammit. Maybe i should have apologized.
-Last night a friend of mine told me that when he took his people 'tard leaugue bowling that there were several girls there dressed up like hoochies. They were rude and bitchy. They were dressed horribly wrong for not only bowling, but for working with the disabled. You never know when you will get shit on you. Literally.
-my sext-messaging friend i discovered has also been porno text messaging other girls. at least 2 girls. I caught him lying about it. Thats the best part! But he doesnt know that i know. I am so sneaky and clever that he has no clue. Okay, so how i found out isn't very ethical. So I did a big no-no. But neither is screwing around with at least 2 other chicks then LYING about it.
-a friendly Goliath has decided he wants to jump me bones in a bibilcal sense. Which would make this sentence terribly clever on my part. He is huge. I am not. He is nice, i am not. This could be entertaining.
-jon tells me that 90% of the zippers in the world are made in some chinese city. For some odd reason, this does not surprise me.
-he also guesses that a bunch of old people make snow globes. In some old people factory. Like in Monty Python's meaning of life. The crimson thingy.
I have another job interview today. Why? Oh thats right. I may have forgotten to mention that i got myself sorta kinda maybe a little bit fired on the first day.
In my defense the guy totally deserved me yelling at him. And they did tell me that if i apologized, i could go back.
Anyone who knows me................not going to happen.
Honestly, he really did deserve it! Though maybe it wasnt his fault that his mother was obviously his father's first cousin and this resulted in him being disgustingly stupid. Also not his fault that his hill-billy mother probably drank anti-freeze and cough syrup for the whole pregnancy and becasue of that he is the most annoying thing that ever walked.
Well dammit. Maybe i should have apologized.
I get bored people. And this is what I do. Isn't it wonderful?
This is Jon and Merry.
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OH DEEP THOUGHTS, HAVE YOU CALCULATED THE ANSWER TO THE ULTIMATE QUESTION OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING?
p.s. that pic of me and merry would make for a good inspirational poster.
yes i have. the answer is............42.
and pudding
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