I'm a-coming baby!

Been awhile since my last post. Here's the updates:
St. Patty's day
-got very drunk. On tequila. I know that is not terribly Irish but screw you! It's how i roll.
-got into a fight with a deafy. Always an interesting experience. Especially when you are drunk on tequila.
-got hit on by a creepy old man. No amount of tequila would make him attractive, so no worries there
-found out my friend Merry is considering sleeping with his skanky ass ex. I forbade him to do so unless he treats her like a hooker and does dirty nasty things to her, throws $20 at her and then kicks her out.
-Merry then told me i wasnt very lady-like and I should work on that.

-I get no OSAP for the summer. So je suis screwed.
-Had 2 job interviews today. I am hoping so badly for the one it's all i can do not to pee my pants. Such a sweet sweet job. I would get to boss people around! I excel at that! Just ask any guy I have ever dated.
-Spoke to my father for the first time in 7 1/2 years. Was told: "It would have been better for you to have been scraped out of your mothers uterus with a rusty coat hanger then grow up to be the disappointment you are now". Obviously, this filled me with feelings of rainbows and kittens. Gosh I love my dad.
-Had a parent teacher interview. This is an odd feeling fr me as i remember my mom having to do this for me as a kid. It was weird. Very surreal. I had to sit in one of those wee little chairs, which surprisingly enough i found comfortable. This also filled me with feelings of weirdness.
-Having a pretty good time with my boy candy. Frustrates the hell out of me he does, but he gave me french fries. Which in my world is freaking romantic. I love food.

And this sums up my week pretty nicely.