Thursday, March 29, 2007

Third Day of Training

"M, dont ever click on that blue button!"
"Why? What will happen?"
"It doesnt matter. Just dont ever click on it"
"Okay. I got that. But what happens if you click on the blue button?"
"M! I said it doesnt matter. You will never know if you dont click on it"
" I get that! But i want to know what would happen in case it is clicked. I mean how can i fix the problem if i dont know what the problem is?"
"M, are you a dummy? Are you listening to me? Don't click on it and you wont have to fix any problems"
(I asked the other trainer guy. ou know why we are not allowed to click on the blue button? Because if you do, it closes the program. He says then you just have to re-open it. No big deal)

"L, how do i move the appt from this installer back to us?"
"Why?"
"Because the installer asked me to do it"
"You just move it back"
"Yeah, i know. How?"
"You just move it"
"I know i have to move it. What specific buttons do i have to click on to move it?"
"Just click on it and move it"
"MOVE IT WHERE? WHERE DO I MOVE IT TO?"
"Back to us"
"Where is the 'us' part of the program i can move it to?"
"Oh, the little window that says QRT 33. How do you not know that? I think you are a really big dummy. How did you get this job?"

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