So i just watched Speed. And you know what i realized? Over the past eleventy-hump years i have been so distracted by Keanu Reeves' good looks that i didnt notice what a godawful actor he is.
When you take all the CGI out (Matrix) and blowing stuff up (Constantine), you are left with Speed. A horrible attempt at crap. It aspires to be crap. It is so far below crap that mushrooms wont even grow on it.
I think Keanu's best film was probably Bill & Ted. Every character he has played since is a version of that trying to play another character. It's like watching an elephant trying to be a dildo while dancing like an irishman. Just doesnt work at all.
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Thanks for writing this.
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