Double damn and no take backs!

I am unprofessional! ME! ME! Can you believe that? Can you wrap your little minds around the fact the today I was called unprofessional! By someone I have never even met!
How is calling people 'potato face and cowboy' unprofessional? Or asking them to buy me a pony for my birthday? Geez! This world is fucked up.

So i decided, with the fact that i need a constant income in which to buy pixie sticks and porn, to become MORE PROFESSIONAL.
You know what the reaction of every single person i talked to was??

I SEEMED DEPRESSED!

See, this is what happened: (And i know this because i took a scociology class once.)
I have been working at the Whinybaby Cesspool for almost 7 weeks now. And I have acted how i always act. Like me. I am a joy if i do say so myself. I have been described as
-weird
-eccentric
-animated
-unusual
-someitmes slightly unbalanced

Dont i sound interesting?

So these weinies have gotten used to how i talk and act. Some of them didnt like it and went to their boss and complained.
Now, they are all wondering where the hell i got a frontal lobotomy in such a short time.
So i am torn as to what to do now. Do i go back to how i was before or keep doign the whole professional thing? I gotta tell ya, after 4 hours i started to feel really sick to my stomach. No wonder normal people look so uptight all the time. It was very exhausting trying to be normal.