Last Weekend of freedom

This weekend past was the last one i have off until august. I went back to Kincardine. Wonderful weather, got to see a lot of my friends and had a good tequila induced night on Sat. Some points of rememberance:

-okay, i cant remember anything. Apparently I texted Haley some nonsense. I seem to have forgotten what inspired that aside from the obvious Mexican concoctions.

I am going to ramble about a few things that have pissed me off this past week.

The dude who killed all those people at Virginia Tech? He isnt 'rising up from the grave to steal more time away from the victims'. That would be the media playing his shit over and over and over and over again. I am sick of watching it. I get it. He was fucked in the head. No need to analyze him anymore.

Again with the fat people epidemic talk. The Toronto Star just did a 3 day exclusive about that damn stomach stapling thing. Is this really a good idea? To staple someone's stomach so they can only eat a little then be full? Isnt that the surgical equivalent of a DIET? Wouldnt it just be less intrusive and painful to, oh i dont know, not eat that much?

Talked with Mr. Q. He didnt find my retrospective of our naked adventures that amusing. Perhaps for my next blog i should go into more detail. About the sizes of certain things. Like ears........yeah he has big..........ears! He said he is not the 'yelling and moaning' type. I have no problem with that. It was the weird lack of direction that i found.....disconcerting. Wouldnt mind trying him out again if onl to see if i could figure out a way to make it work. Like shadow puppets or a harnass! Like a pony! Oh, wouldnt that be just delicious? I will attach a harnass to Mr. Q so he will know when and what and how i like certain things! And when we are done i shall give him a carrot.

The guy I have been schtupping is being very hot-cold-hot-cold. I know i am just a convenience for him. Which is fine as he is the same to me. I wonder if he knows that??? Females can have schtup out of convenience too. Most guys think they are SO fantastic that females would just LOVE to have a relationship with them. Perhaps the next time we are schtupping i should say "Thank you come again!" when we are through and give him a coupon for a free slurpee.

I interpreted for a job orientation for one of my friends. The only thing more boring than a wal-mart orientation is having to sit through it and not actually be working there. I mean, does anyone really give a tiny rats ass about the owner's life history? And I will mention that there are certain words that dont have signs and are very difficult to translate. How do you explain to a deaf person that 'the popular culture impact of wal-mart transcends any other company today"? Or that 'integrity is like an egg'?

Reason #2 why you never put money in your mouth:

Jon had an interesting weekend involving people poo-ing on $5 bills and watching to see who would pick them up and keep them. He told me the story and i was torn between wanting to vomit and throwing a parade for whomever thougt this up. I dont know how much money they actually went through, but Jon said it was worth it. I think if we bring back the dollar bill, we will see a lot more of this.

Which brings me to reason #1, the strip bar downtown lost their license for booze. Because someone pissed off some cops. I am always impressed with huge displays of authority but i am super pissed that i have to go a lot father now to see some titties.