mmmmmmm

Have you ever met someone and without getting to know them terribly well, you just want to strip them naked and cover them in pudding?
Last night Jon and I went to the Brass to watch the hockey game (which was fantastic i might add even thought the Sens blew a 4-0 lead. We still won hee hee!) and Jon proceeded to get slightly shall we say......snookered? He is very amusing when like this.

I saw a gentleman that made me want to do dirty naughty things to him. Things that can only be described properly in German. (*note: whenever in a porn store i have noticed that all the good stuff only has packaging in german. At least i assume its the good stuff. I can't read german. So i have now equated all things naughty with german)
I just want to slather him in pudding and lick it all off.

I am not depraved.

I just really think that 2 of my favourite things should somehow come together in an existential harmony that benefits both my libido and my stomach. Pudding and sex. Doesn't that sound delicious?

My wonderful friend Haley was nice enough to pass along my phone number as i had to take Jon home. She was also terrific enough to mention to my little wet dream about my thing with the pudding. One can only hope that he is a cool kitty and thinks that it sounds as fantastic as i do.