K: I think we need a break. I need some time to think
ME: Oh. Okay
What i REALLY wanted to say: You huge jerkwad! You have no idea how awesome i am and how i am WAY too good for you! You are a committment phobe and that is no way to go through life. Bite me.
Bank: We can't give you a loan based on your previous history of debt
Me: Okay thanks for your time
WIRWTS: How the hell am i supposed to get OUT of debt without this loan? Its called a CONSOLIDATION loan for a reason! Douchebags.
Any phone person ever: Can I put you on hold?
Me: Sure, no problem
WIRWTS: Fuck you! Like i dont have anything else to do but sit and wait for YOU! Who the HELL are you? Last i looked the fate of the free world did not depend on you answering that call!
Twinkies: *wiggle wiggle bounce bounce hair-flip eyelash flutter*
Me: *gag*
WIRWTS: Get the fuck out of the gym you sad little strippers in training! I have no use for you! You disgust me! Douchebags.
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