-They seriously need to bring Sliders back. Jon and I are both very upset by not only the cancellation of the show, but the fact that they ran it into the ground after Jerry O'Caonnell left. Did they really expect us to take his stupid brother seriously? How the hell, on that note, did Charlie O'Connell manage to be one of the bachelors???
Aside from that we miss it and believe that instead of coming up with new crappy shws that kind of follow the same plot, just bring it back.
-Why are brothers of famous people named Charlie? Charlie O'Connell and Charlie Murphy for example? I would be afraid to be named Charlie if i had any siblings. Its like a pre-cursor for mediocre coat tail riding
-If you are so obese that you need one of those walker things, why am i seeing you at convenience stores buying junk food? Did the walk to the store justify the calories?
-Saw an Indian guy buying those new Lays Curry flavoured chips. Another incident of me wanting to call the "Perpetuating a Stereotype" police. I am wondering, is he just not getting enough curry? Breakfast, lunch and dinner of curry just isnt enough anymore? He needs to start having it for snacks as well?
He says to himself: "Hmmm, I need a snack. I believe I am craving some curry and i dont want to wait the hour until my curry infused dinner is ready. And it has been much too long since I had my curry soaked lunch, I think i shall go to the store and purchase whatever i can find that has curry in it. Oh look! They invented chips! Oh happy day!"
I am not against curry or Indians. I just happen to live in an apt building where there are like 4 families on my floor. My hallway has a permanent smell of curry etched into the paint. I really think if i were to strip off the paint I could make some damn fine samosas.
- I am a racist.
I know, I know. That is not a good thing to admit to. Especially working where I do and doing what I do. No one wants people to know they are racist. No one should want to be racist. Saying that I should at least get credit for aknowledging that I am.
All green apples should be killed. Eradicated off this planet. They are bitter and serve no purpose other than to annoy the crap out of me. God invented these to test my patience and i am losing the battle.
Yes, that is right.
I am a Green apple racist.
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