The things people talk about

These are some random things I have heard people talking about lately. Let's keep in mind I am not privy to the entire conversation, just the parts that I happened to walk in on/sit beside/ and generally overhear. I am also including things Jon and I have talked about. They tend to be weird.

-why if our city spent so much money on planting trees to keep up our image of the "Forest City", did they turn around and rip up 50 of the damn things. The reason? The were the wrong kind for the subdivisions' liking.(London has allotted something like 2 million dollars to planting trees)

-if that commercial of making kraft dinner in a hot tub would actually work.
Here's my thought on that : Go ahead and try and i will be the first to laugh at you for eating your own filth with a creamy cheese sauce.

-if masterbating to bad 'b' movies makes you a pervert. I say gratuitous nudity is still nudity. Go Team!

-"Wouldn't it be cool if someone did a bomb threat so i wouldnt have to go to work today?"
Um yeah. That would be......cool. If by cool you mean horribly scary and a complete waste of the bomb squad/firefighter/police/paramedic's time and taxpayers money. Then yeah, I guess that WOULD be cool.

-"I am on Ontario Works (welfare) and my boyfriend is on Employment Insurance. We are getting like, a LOT of money every month now. But it's because they dont know we live together. We are thinking of getting a hot tub!"
Really! Well good for you! You just sit in your hot tub and laugh at all those suckers who are working for their money and getting some pride out of it. Hot tubs and pride dont work well. I think you have to sit for 30 minutes after a good dose of pride before you can go in one.

-"Go Sens!"
"Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you a Leaf's fan?"
"Well yeah. But i want the cup to come back home to Canada"
"Hmmm. So your team sucks and you decided to jump on MY team's wagon? Does this mean next season I will not have to listen to you dissing my team and you calling me names and you making fun of me for liking the Senators?"
"Nope. I will still do that"
"Well then screw you. You have a big head and your body odour is repulsive. You smell like a Leaf's fan. It reminds me of rancid garbage and stale milk and my grama's underwear drawer"

-"That Clint Eastwood guy was really good in that 'Art of War' movie"
hmmmm. I think that was Wesley Snipes. Who is black. And younger. And bigger. And had never been in a western, ever. And their names are nothign alike. But other than that, I could see why you would get confused. I mean, they are both humans. With heads and legs and arms. And I bet they both have to eat food and drink fluids. So I supose I could see why you might have gotten the 2 of them mixed up. Common mistake really, Wesley Snipes and Clint Eastwood.