Grissom is on crack

Self -actualization

Does anyone really know what the fuck this means? I mean really?

Grissom, in all his meta-physical wisdom, used this phrase on tonight's episode. I am not an unintelligent girl. Far from it. But 90% of the time, I have no freaking clue what this douchebag is talking about. He randomly quotes crap and no one gets it. They stare at him like one of those bugs he obviously wants to have carnal sex with. And yet he self-actualization-ly persists in trying to prove how large his penis is by showing everyone up. Come on Grissom! I want to see more of Nick! Stop blathering on like I care about what you have to say.

And for that matter....what the Jumping Baby Jesus is up with the writers on this show? I am not a CSI nor do i play one on tv. But i do know that in REAL life, no one does all the crap they seem to do. There is ONE guy to do DNA, ONE guy to do prints, etc. They do not all do all of it.

And what the hell was up with that episode where they got an ear print, AN EAR PRINT from a sliding glass door and matched it to a suspect? Is this a viable piece of forensic science I have been ignorant about? Has this been used so frequently in mainstream crime-fighting that the writers thought "Holy shit! How have we not used the EAR PRINT yet?" Do the police now take finger AND ear prints when suspects (or 'dirtbags' as they like to say on Dragnet) are arrested?
I think i want to see what happens when you try to get that damn ink off your ears. Those things are tricky being all foldy and shit. What if you missed some of the ink in a crevice there and your 'ho' was licking your ear after a hard day of walking the streets and accidentaly licked some? Is it poisonous? Could you then sue the police department for killing your income source aka Delicious D?

In my ranting i seem to have lost all aspects of coherency. I apologize. My lack of self-actualization apparently has affected my vocabulary when talking about how DISGUSTED I am at the writers of this freaking show for thinking I am a MORON and will swallow this load of horse crap.

Don't watch it you say?
When you see midget wrestling, even though you know its wrong and it makes you vomit a little in your mouth, do you turn away? I thought not. Sometimes, you just need to watch crappy tv to remind yourself how important it is to self-actualize.