New things

-I got fired from my job at Cora's. I was pretty sick and my boss wouldnt let me go home. I told him that was freaking bullshit and he fired me. One can only hope there is a special place in hell for people like him. Like he has to stand in line at the MTO behind some really obese smelly man. Or have green apples thrown at his head for eternity. Something horrible.

-My cat had kittens. They are cute-ish. Like any new born animal they look somewhat alien like and dont do much but sleep and eat. I did learn something gross and funny. Kittens dont pee or poo for the first 3 weeks. The momma cat licks any excrement off of them. I thrill in not telling people that and watch them get kisses from Gizmo (mommy). It amuses me.

- I have been carrying on a torrid affair with one of Cheater McFucknuts close friends. I say torrid, even though it really isn't. I just wanted to do something torrid in my life. Perhaps I shall try to make this affair torrid by telling him i was a guy once and just had surgery. He will be shocked but he is so in love with me it will not matter. Then we can go on the Dr. Keith Alba show and discuss our feelings. And have our respective ex's there as well. They will be shocked and hurt. Chairs will fly, someone will get a makeover...it will be torrid.

-Speaking of Dr. Keith Alba, has anyone actually watched his show? I do for weird reaosns. He is so fake, so condescendingly saccharine that it is unbelievable to me that people take his attention for actual interest. If he didnt have his psychology degree he would be very much like Maury Povich.

-I found out that at my last job (the techy one) a rumour is going around that I slept with one of the Installer guys. I find this amusing as I have never even met the guy. I suppose we could have slept together, if his penis is so large that it spans across space and time. I mean, he seems nice over the phone, but i dont get that "My dick is so huge that I culd fuck someone 100 kms away without actually meeting them" vibe. I have been wrong in the past though. Watch me get pregnant from that. Now THAT would be a damn good Maury Povich show.