questions

What does it mean, when in an argument, if the other person calls you by their ex wife's name?

Why do people drive so goddamed slow and if you want to pass them they either speed up or move over so it is too difficult to pass?

Why do people say "what?" after you say something and when you go to repeat it, they interrupt as if they heard in the first place?

Why is it when you need something and you call everyone you know looking for it, they have always already lent it to someone else?

Where is this pot of gold? Cuz I'll be damned if i chase the end of another freaking rainbow.

How does that guy i saw on jerry springer survive? he was born with no body from the belly button down. How does he poop? Or as Jon says "have a BM?"