Things I am Racist/Bigoted about #1

-green apples for reasons i have already bitched about

-overly perfumed people

-people who use those damn walker things that are so fat and/or injured that they need them and take up so much time getting on the bus that it makes everyone very late but yet will WALK up to the bus driver to ask for a 'special' place to get dropped off at because they have a walker thing. I shit you not this has happened more times than i care to count. They spend 20 freaking minutes manouvering their walker/ scooter things onto the bus and then will get up and stroll over to the driver. Screw you! If you can walk on a MOVING bus to talk to the driver, you could have gotten off the scooter thing when the bus wasn't moving and it would have gone much quicker.

-Rogers cable. Bastards.

-People who say "You know what I mean?" as an affectation. I either DO know what you mean since you just told me or i am ignoring you because i find that so annoying that i want to punch you in the eye. Either way, I probably dont care.

-Ex-smokers. Stop over-reacting if i smoke near you. I am not blowing it in your face. You dont need to start waving your hands around to get rid of the invisible smoke, making faces at the smell or exaggerate coughing. 2 weeks ago you were sucking them back yourself like a vietnamese prostitute giving a blwojob.
You do not need to start preaching about the dangers of it. Listing ever single ingrdient in them to scare me or tell me horror stories about people you know who died from cancer. I bet if i pushed you in front of a car that would be just as dangerous. Or shoved a banana up your ass. I bet that would shut you up. Funny, non smokers, as in people who never have smoked, do not do this.