Okay, I am home now in safe London. Where I shall not have to fly again for anything. I hope. My kittens, whilst I was gone, somehow managed to find some speed and crack and consumed enough of it to make an army of hookers happy. This is the only reason I can find for their unbelievable hyperness. So far I have seen:
Gladiator style fighting on my recliner.
Chupa attacking her tail, falling over and whacking her head off of the vacuum. Apparently she thought the vacuum had something to do with it and proceeded to then attack it
Chupa deciding she didn’t like the look of my chapstick and assassinating it.
All of them attacking the wicker basket I use for paper garbage.
I have come to the conclusion that they are all fucked.
I did manage to survive my plane rides again. Funny thing, I flew on Friday the 13th. Only I didn’t know it was Friday the 13th. If I HAD known there is no way in anyone’s holy hell you would have caught me on a plane, much less 2 of them. The second flight had little tv’s in the seats. Dr. Phil and Oprah still suck at 40 000 feet if anyone cares. A sort of nice old lady held my hand when I was psychotically sobbing during take-off. I say sort of nice because after I calmed down a bit I got grilled about my life. And then lectured on how I should be married. A little girl like me should not be out leaving her son at home no matter how good the job! How dare I! And how old are you anyway to have a 6 yr old son at home pining for you?
Calgary airport is the coolest airport ever. It would have been a boring experience if it wasn’t for the millions of people wearing cowboy hats. And not the real kind. The Big Gay Al kind you find in gift shops.
“Look! I went to Calgary and got a real honest to goodness authentic wicker cowboy hat! Just like the real cowboys wear!”
*cough* at the gay rodeo.
Which my friend Jon was nice enough to point out happens in Winnipeg, but that is splitting hairs. I did go to Winnipeg, but was not allowed to get off the plane. So I got a fantastic picture of a sign that welcomed us from the plane window. I wasn’t that impressed with the capital of Manitoba at all.
Gladiator style fighting on my recliner.
Chupa attacking her tail, falling over and whacking her head off of the vacuum. Apparently she thought the vacuum had something to do with it and proceeded to then attack it
Chupa deciding she didn’t like the look of my chapstick and assassinating it.
All of them attacking the wicker basket I use for paper garbage.
I have come to the conclusion that they are all fucked.
I did manage to survive my plane rides again. Funny thing, I flew on Friday the 13th. Only I didn’t know it was Friday the 13th. If I HAD known there is no way in anyone’s holy hell you would have caught me on a plane, much less 2 of them. The second flight had little tv’s in the seats. Dr. Phil and Oprah still suck at 40 000 feet if anyone cares. A sort of nice old lady held my hand when I was psychotically sobbing during take-off. I say sort of nice because after I calmed down a bit I got grilled about my life. And then lectured on how I should be married. A little girl like me should not be out leaving her son at home no matter how good the job! How dare I! And how old are you anyway to have a 6 yr old son at home pining for you?
Calgary airport is the coolest airport ever. It would have been a boring experience if it wasn’t for the millions of people wearing cowboy hats. And not the real kind. The Big Gay Al kind you find in gift shops.
“Look! I went to Calgary and got a real honest to goodness authentic wicker cowboy hat! Just like the real cowboys wear!”
*cough* at the gay rodeo.
Which my friend Jon was nice enough to point out happens in Winnipeg, but that is splitting hairs. I did go to Winnipeg, but was not allowed to get off the plane. So I got a fantastic picture of a sign that welcomed us from the plane window. I wasn’t that impressed with the capital of Manitoba at all.
1 comment:
ROFLMAO-CAPLYPSE!
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/FOX_Did_Mr._Rogers_ruin_entire_0706.html
oh, yeah, and your Marmaduke link doesn't work. fix it.
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