Saskatchewan is officially the worst freaking province in Canada. I base tis solely on the fact I have only been in 2 provinces, but am convinced I am right.
Here are the reasons:
1. the internet where i am is schizophrenic. I might not be able to actually post this.
2. they have their own 'special' berry. Called the saskatoonberry. It tastes like bluberry and bubblegum. It is really gross and they are freakishly proud of it
3. there is nothing but flat and sky. Those are your options. Flat and sky. Anything you want to do that doesnt involve that? Fuck you thats what.
4. Bears. God i hate bears. All i want to do is go for a freaking piss. But i cant. Because i could DIE!
5. The weather has no idea what it is doing. So far it is sunny and hot for about 15 min. Followed by rain and cold for 20. Then sunny and hot for an hour. Then it will rain on one side while the sun is still out on the other. Then it will get sunny for 30 minutes. Then it wil downpour and get cold for 2 hours. This is an average day here.
6. I hate the people i work with. I hate most of the people i cook for. Hate is such a strong word, you're right. I am extremely displeased with the situation here. MY assistant decided to take oer as soon as he got here. And, (I shall elaborate on this in another post) I have finally experienced that whole "I am a girl, so no one respects me, what I do, or what i think. Lets find the nearest MAN around"
I cannot express how annoyed I am with this.
I am pissy in general 90% of the timne right now.
Now normally I am pissy that muvh anyway, but at least I will have some humour about it.
This morning alone, i went into the kitchen to have some breakfast (I dont start until 10) at 6am. My ASSISTANT starts screaming at me ow i left 3 pots in the sink to soak overnight. At 6am. So i have now had a wonderful start to my day.
I fucking hate Saskatcewan