hey!
I said hey!
I just got dumped.

well there you have it.

oh, and i managed to break 2 dvd players in one week. And the light in my car which tells me what gear i am in when its too dark to see.
So the conclusions I have drawn are:
1)I am radioactive
2) I have some magnetic force that has lying benign in my blood until now.
If either of these is true, I believe i shall go to the local college and get one of the design people to make me a costume out of taffeta. You never see super hero costumes made out of taffeta. And I really think that is a shame.

so anyway, i am alone again. which started an internal dialogue. I was not drunk for this. If i had of been perhaps it would have gone better.

M1:"Whats wrong with me?"
M2:"Well, you talk to yourself. That might be a good start. And you use outdated lingo"
M1:"Say what? I am not hip to that jive. I am fronting the best way i know how"
M2:"You also have a bad habit of acting superior to other people. they may find that annoying"
M1:"Can i help it if i am smarter than everyone i know? Except for jon?? "
M2:"You are moody."
M1:"Fuck you"
M2:"You like bad movies."
M1:"Somebody has to like them"
M2:"Mostly, you are just so completely awesome that people are blinded by the shine that is your wit, grace, charm and beauty. No one wants to stand that close to the sun"
M1:"Hmmm, you may have a point. I believe I shall go with this explanation."

Jon said the manliest of men has to be a Marine Corps firefighter. Because he is a firefighter AND an army type dude.

I think it has to be a ninja cowboy.

Either way, you know these guys will have a really fruity gay son.