Today is Matty's last day working for the coporate elitest regime. Which is very unfortunate as he happens to be the most competent one there. I spoke to his replacement who is way gayer, so Matty doesnt get to keep that title. Even though the guy once complained to me how after getting a full body wax, the "stupid bitch" missed his elbows. I think it was at that very moment........I realized that Matty is the fruitiest gay I know. I am a chick and I dont wax my elbows. I dont know anyone who waxes their elbows.
Either way, I will really miss him. All the new fruit tarts aka Rogers dispatchers, are useless. So why they all sound so happy I have no idea. Apparently ignorance is bliss.
Or in their case incompetence is rapture.
*I wonder if Matty's dad was a ninja cowboy? Or a Marine Core firefighter??
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I will point out that it was my BACK and ARMS, not the full body.
Geez.
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