Beer shoes... Thats right...Beer shoes

So I went back home for the long weekend. This is some of the stuff that happened, but not neccessarily in the right order, in whatever order I remembered them in.

1. After a night of cavorting and drinking, I wake up the next morning and my friend (who's house I was staying at) asks me, quite serioulsy i might add:
"M, do you want to go to blah blah restaurant for brunch? We can get some soup"

For a change I was speechless. How oddly specific. Soup. At 10 am. On a Sunday morning. In Summer.
I would have had the exact sam ereaction if she had said :
"M, would you like to play tennis in our underwear? And then go get an ice cream?"

2. Whilest (I never tire of that word, it sounds so damn fancy!), my friend N and I were at the bar, a gentlman *cough use that word lightly* started hitting on me. He was the drunk kind of tourist. The kind that mumbled and spit when he talked. He annoyed me so I chastized him for said spitting and mumbling and told him to go away. He then proceeded to
on purpose
Pour his bottle of beer on my shoes!
I was stunned! I was amazed! I was........what the fuck is that?? Seriously? Did you just pour your beer on my fucking SHOES??
My lovely friend Dave, told him to bugger off. He wouldnt.
Dave then told him again. (At this point Dave is looking very sexy to me. See previous post on romance novels!)
He still wouldnt leave. I then get over my stunned-ed-ness and say:
"Buddy, do me a favour. The next time you see your mom? Tell her she did a piss poor job raising you!"
Dave tells me after that he tried very hard not to laugh at that. Because i said it so seriously.
Dave then told him he had 3 seconds to piss off before he hurt him. The little woman in me sighed. It was very romantic.

3. Burned my back twice. Damn sun, thinking it's so hot.

4. Signed up for Lavalife. I am not quite sure why except that it amuses me whilest (there it is again! hee hee!) i am without cable. More on lavalife later. Just knw that it is like shopping in a catalogue. And everything you see is shit.