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I was trolling around the campus of my college yesterday, (loving the word 'trolling' right now, it has such nasty connotations) and I noticed something peculiar.
I am magic!
No seriously I am. Stop laughing.
I have the ability to discern what year of your program you are in based solely on what you are wearing. (This applies to girls only)
1st year!
-slutty at 7 am
2nd year +
-wearing the most comfortable clothes possible no matter the time.
Just try it, I won't even charge you money for the secret.
These little picadilly whores have on eyelash extensions, full makeup aka bar face, short skirts, skanky tops and impossible heels.
At 7am!!!!
" I just know if I dress nicely* someone will notice me and I will not need an education! I am only here to find a man to take care of me! Why else would I be dressed so nicely this early? I will probably end up dropping out as soon as I find a man or I screw up my grades becasue I have been so distratced by the cute guy in the corner! Oh poo, I just noticed I cant pay my rent this month because I spent all of my money on whore clothes. But they were so nice! I dress appropriately for my age! Someone will notice me! Right?"
I am a fan of the t-shirt brigade. No matter the time the temperature or the weather, these people (myself included) are dressed for comfort. I can't imagine sitting through a 3 hour class with a g-string and mini skirt is all the comfy. But it amuses me to no end when winter comes. They will be outside wearing this stuff and freezing their cooches off.
Then the men will come to me *beats chest* For MY cooch is warm and toasty! Come all of you into my Cooch of Fire! I shall roast marshmallows and serenade your eyes!
*nicely meaning skank-tastic
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