lava burns!

Since I have literally holed myself in my house for the past week, nothing has much pissed me off. Oh yeah, except for lavalife.

Some excerpts of the 'lines' guys have tried on me.

-Hey there angel, you got any nude pics you wanna trade?
-Sweetie, are you bored? would you like to do some naughty with me?
-You up for some cam/phone talk?
-Hey, I would treat you like a princess and lick you wherever you want

those are opening lines

Have these worked for them? i am thinking not. Which is good, cuz if they did, then these guys might breed.

I had one lovely gentlman, when i asked if Les paul made bass guitars say to me:
"Les Paul makes guitars. I play bass. Stick with what you know honey, like sucking cock"

I was frankly quite surprised that someone would find this appropriate to say. Then it occured to me, he would never say it to a woman in person. Because this type of guy is pathetic and probably lives in his mom's basement trying on her clothes when she goes shopping. And when she comes home early and catches him she is not really that surprised because her angel has always been 'special'.
When i very nicely (okay maybe not nicely) called him a horrible jerkass who needed to be slapped in the face with a trout, he then proceeded to tell me he wasn't that interested in me to begin with.

Why do guys do that?
"I like ya baby. What say you and me go back to my place and get 'er done?" *wink and the gun*
"Um, no thank you"
"Thats okay baby, i didnt really want you anyway."

Bullshit. This is a pathetic attempt to save your ego. So what if the chick doesnt dig you? Who cares if you are embarrassed for a minute? Let me tell you somethign gentlemen, if you were to just walk away and say sorry, she wouldnt mind. If you pull that other crap, just know that now she and ALL her friends will know what a huge loser you are.

Oh that's right. We DO talk about this stuff with our friends. And then we laugh at you and come up with some sort of nic name.

"Oh Janis! Did you see that guy that hit on me the other day? He's over by the bar"
"Who? Eve McFancypants? Oh yeah, he was a real swamp donkey"