So one of my computer teachers is a lady.
I have no idea what her religion/race is, but she wears those long flowing dress thingers and a scarf-y thinger on her head.
So after she came over to answer a question I had, I watch her walk back to the front of the classroom. I then turn to K who sits beside me and whisper:
M:I dont think she should be teaching computers if she is illiterate
K:What? how do you know she is illiterate?
M: Well, she obviously didnt read the 4 million signs around the college asking people not to wear perfume because of allergies. I mean, fuck, how much of that does she spray on?
K: hahahahahahahahahaha oh shit, I think she heard you
I turn around and there she is 20 feet away GLARING at me.
How the hell did she hear me? She has a scarf thinger covering her ears AND she was 20 feet away AND i was whispering!
I can't hear shit if i have my hood up on my coat. That lady should trade her stuff in and get a spandex suit. With a sparkly pink cape.
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