Yo Homey
-This guy has 3 t-shirts. Black, white and blue. We have started taking bets on which one on which day. He is a tall and skinny white guy. Very white. His pants hang down on his knees and the shirts are huge on him. He is a fairly stupid boy and if attends class, causes so much commotion as to be very entertaining. I think he has ADD as he cannot sit still, nor can he shut up for more than 2 minutes. He has interupted the teachers so many times to ask them random questions. "Where is my book?", "When's the next test?"
In survery class I was chatting with my 2 partners. I found him staring at me in a very creepy manner.
M:"Why are you staring at me?"
H:"Huh?"
M:"Why are you staring at me?"
H:"Cuz ur talking"
M:"Yeah, well I am not talking to you, so if you could please not stare at me that would be great"
H:"OH! Ur one a those bitchy chicks"
M:"Well, I am usually a bitch when someone is staring at me for no good reason"
H:"Time of the month eh?" *looks at my partners and winks conspiratorally at them. They look baffled and slightly afraid. They keep glancing at me*
M:"Mmmmmm. Really. Well, I will tell you what. Hows about you stop staring at me, and I will go over here and make fun of you quietly instead of to your face. Deal?"
H:"Fuck you"
At this point my 2 partners grab me and hussle me away.
They both noticed that he was staring at me in a creepy manner but did nothing. They said they figured I could handle myself. On one hand I feel great knowing they think I can handle jack-offs myself. On the other hand, I want to be rescued dammit. Go punch him in the eye and look majestically around. Let me fawn over your super muscles and praise your courage. I want to be a goddamn fairy princess with sparkly hair and a heart of gold! I want a fluffy pink dress and a white pony! Someone rescue me for fuck sakes.
Apparently girls who swear like sailors and act like guys ( ie burp and then laugh maniacally) does not bring forth feelings of gallantry.
How did this guy get into college and I feel very good knowing that he wont be around next semester. If he is there is somethign seriously wrong with our educational system.
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Ah, Sparklefairy, you know damn well that if they DID go punch him in the eye and look around majestically you'd be bitching about their inititive instead of their lack of.
Personally, I think YOU should have gone and punched him in the eye. It's easy to rule through fear.
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