potpourri #jesus fish

So today is the big day.
The day where I have to stand in a very cold field and survery for 3 hours. Then go to computer class, then to a 4 hour test which i am not prepared for.
Ah, the joys of post secondary school education.

I saw a girl yesterday at the college wearing a dress made out of duct tape. I am not sure how this relates to halloween except that she must have been looking for a reason to wear it. Too bad she didn't pick a Christmas party. The colour was more appropriate for the season.

Also saw a girl dressed as 'emo' with fake cut marks on her wrists and carrying a copy of Catcher in the Rye.

Have resumed elevator travels, though with the thought of always being trapped again in mind. I won't get on if there are more than 2 people. And not if they have on perfume.

Large sinkhole in the middle of downtown london. It is the size of a swimming pool. The powers that be have already started pointing fingers forgetting the rule of 4 pointing back at you when you do that. They are blaming the government for not allotting more funds to fixing ths kind of crap.
I wonder, could this particular sinkhole have been averted with the funds from the metal trees they decided to plant everywhere?
Oh you heard me. Metal trees. They make the downtown core look forest-y without the hassle of having to care for REAL trees that provide shade and oxygen. You remember oxygen? That stuff we need to breathe?
Bright side!
As we lay dying in the streets from lack of clean air, we can gaze upon the purple monstrosity that is a 'tree'. While thinking about taking a swim in the sinkhole.

Heard a bus driver on a rant yesterday. I was just about to get on when I heard him bitching to a fellow driver. Apparently a glass bottle was loose on the bus and finally smashed at one point, right near the front. According to the driver those people on the bus were a bunch of: welfare degenerates who are blind as well as ugly.
So you can imagine what i was expecting to see when i got on.
Damned if he wasn't right. That was the ugliest group of people I have ever seen congregated in one spot. And yes, as far as superficialities go, they did look welfare-y.
The bright side?
It's not often I feel i am the best looking person in the room/bus. But I was yesterday! Like Elle freaking Macpherson. If elle macpherson was poor and had to go on the stupid bus.
Understanding his frustration, its not like he can stop his route to get up and pick up a loose bottle that any number of those uggo's could have. And because of that, there was smashed glass all over the handicapped spot. So he did have to get up and clean it.
Lesson here: When travelling with a bunch of neanderthalic-looking dregs of society, don't expect them to do anything other than sit there with a look of self-entitlement on their faces.