Hey! Another update!

I got the engineering job. And because of those damn secretaries (not Administrative assistants, screw you, you are a freaking secretary) I have to wear girl clothes even though they are completely impractical for my job. It wouldn't be fair to the secretaries if they have to dress like ladies and I dont. Fuck I hate women sometimes.

The light flirtation was going nicely, unfortuanetly 2 people who I have not seen in 3 years decided to tell him some interesting and very untrue stories about me. As he considers them friends, he believes them. His loss.

I got a second job working that the same place as Cheater McFucknuts. So this shall be one entertianing summer.

The crackheads across the hall got into a Royal Rumble a few weeks back that consisted of him beating her up outside my door. So of course I called 911. I had visions of me grabbing a knife and flying out my door to her rescue, her being so grateful she gives me a lot of crack which i proceed to sell to elementary school students and get a name for myself. Something cool like :Flash or Dagger. But I digress. By the time I had formed a coherent plan, the police were already here.

One of these days I will have enough time to actually recount all of the entertaining things that have transpired over the past month. Like the goth guy who got dreadlock extensions and a girlfriend who wears a backpack that looks a racoon. Or the really hot guy in my program that knows i will do anything for him in the hopes I will eventually be able to touch his penis.