JINX!

Its going to happen...
I need to stop talking about this guy. How awesome he is and such. Past history confirms when I talk about it, something horrible goes wrong. And he is just too perfect for words right now. We both love hawaiian pizza. Its either love or God is playing a really mean joke on me. Like that time God asked me why the chicken crossed the road and I said :"To get to the other side!". He laughed and then killed all the chickens in the world. It was a mean joke. I like chicken.

I got a new cell phone! Which is exciting enough except THIS cell phone I want to make sweet. sweet love to. I want to have its babies. I want to marry this thing and grow old together. It does everything! It wakes me up when I want it to and it calls people and sends messages and it plays songs and makes tea and pancakes in the morning! It turned off the bathroom light when I forgot! It folded my laundry!!
I only had to sell my soul to Bell for another 3 year contract. Or a 2 year contract. I am not entirely sure. I kind of ignored that part. The cell was shiny you see and full of magical lights.