Potpourri aka I lost count of the sheep

Time for another edition of:
I CAN'T SLEEP SO I WRITE RANDOM THINGS THAT I NOTICE!

-Sliders is probably the best damn show ever.
-Never take a nap at 830 at night. Unless you want to be sitting awake and alone in your depressing livingroom contemplating driving to the grocery store to buy chocolate chips in order to make some cookies which could possibly waste an hour and make the apt smell good.
-Don't drive to the grocery store at 230am unless you have your wallet.
-Don't start giggling manically when you realize that you have forgotten your wallet while standing at the cashier at 230am with $50 worth of stuff that she now has to put away. They don't like that.
-Don't decide to take your puppy for a walk at 3am. He thinks its time to play then and will not go back to sleep.
-Don't take your puppy for a walk at 3am until he is a grown, scary dog. Crackheads thrive in darkness. They have magical powers that make them stronger. And throw things.
-It's better to run when a crackhead throws something at you than yell back. They don't like that.
-When you finally realize it would be a good idea to run, make sure you have a good grip on the puppy's leash. Otherwise you trip over the damn dog and land on your head.

SO IN CONCLUSION:
Always keep ice on hand for when you accidentally fall over a damn dog and bang your head while being chased by a crackhead because you needed something to do other than bake cookies due to the fact that you forgot your wallet and didnt realize it until standing at the cashier at a ridiculous time in the morning.