Once upon a time in a far away land lived a beautiful princess. She lived in a mediocre apartment in a mediocre neighbourhood. This princess minded her own business and could often be found gathering flowers in the meadow and singing to the birds.
One day, the great and awesome princess smelled something funny in her hallway. Far from being racist, the princess thought it must be coming from one of the apartments that houses a family which comes from another far away land where they cook strange smelling food.
This was not to be. The smell got worse and worse as days passed and the princess often was gagging as she came home from a hard day of painting Easter Eggs. The amazing and superbly dressed princess then ran into a tiny goat who often visited an apartment across the hall from the princess. He visited there quite often to purchase illegal vegetation and manufactured substances. He told her the the dirty and nasty neighbours had a dog that had passed away.
The princess was sad to learn that. The goat finished by telling her that the disgusting and drug addicted neighbours had placed their beloved pet onto the balcony for eternal rest.
The princess then understood where the smell was coming from. She also understood that her neighbours must not be that educated in the ways of death and biology. Or febreeze.
After pondering this situation, the intelligent and frankly sexy princess contacted the owners of the building by carrier pigeon.
They immediately raced to the apartment on gallant white steeds decorated in tinsel and christmas lights and took away the poor canine in appropriate burial attire. It was black and said "Hefty" on the side.
The princess was so happy that she went to the nearest pub and celebrated with a pint of lager and eventually went home to nicer smelling hallway.
The End.
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