Bored at work #1

Googling! This is what i did at work this weekend!

frog + bucket= Name of a pub in Manchester called The Frog and Bucket pub. Doesn't that sound yummy?

porn + carrots= www.veganporn.com. Seriously. I didnt click on because i was at work. Needless to say what one assumes about this. If the vegan is fucking a carrot or other assorted produce, isnt that the same thing as a meat eater fucking a cow? Or a sheep?

german + poo= German Poo Shelf Toilet. I think that speaks for itself. Again, funny, that was the third site offered. Oddly, the first 2 sites were in spanish..........

caramel + slippers= Daniel Green's Womens' caramel MOC slippers. Sounds yummy and comfy. I guess that would be...yumfy. Or cummy. On second thought. Ew.

bukkake + linoleum= www.metafilter.com. Words people like to say because they sound funny.

grasshopper + porn= a whole lotta shit in japanese. Somehow that wasnt surprising.

eggshell + syphilis= some medical journal shit.

Cleveland steamer + antenna= an FCC website. A government site. How........magical.

porcupine + chair= Some guy is the Vice-chair of the Porcupine Caribou Management Board. His momma must be so proud.