Ramblings & a cats' uteruses (or is that uterii??)

okay let's see..what's new, what's new.......*looks around and picks nose*

-Well, i am officially the only female in my program of 93 guys. That is somewhat disconcerting. I believe that Liberal Arts education of mine should come in handy with trying to figure these little fuckers out. That or i can just throw some porn at them and watch the hilarity ensue.
-I am coming down with a cold. Thanks a lot Jon, you suck.
-I am out of osap. But i did manage to pay the cable compnay enough that i should be turned back on soon. (In time for Heroes!!!)
-Going to the Sens game on tuesday with Jon. If this cold wrecks my experience in any way you will be able to recognize Jon because he will be the man with no testicles. Oh and he will have on a Sens jersey.
-Oj Simpson has been arrested. Thats good news. He can share a cell with Michael Vick and talk of times long past. I wonder which of them would be the bitch? Aren't female dogs bitches? Then i suppose by irony alone, Vick would be the bitch.
-I just sneezed again. This is not looking good. If anyone has any suggestions about how i may get revenge on Jon, I would really appreciate them.

My cat is getting fixed tomorrow! This may sound like something odd to get excited about , but if any of you have ever had to try and sleep through that 'yowling' that they do, you will understand that for the abscence of a very sharp knife, i would have cut her uterus out myself.

She has this thing where she will sliiiiiiide up to you and start molesting your foot. Its quite creepy. And if you pick her up and throw her across the room so hard your arm actually pops and gets sore? She will just come right back on over and start doing it again! If you move three feet to the left, she will just sliiiiiiide with you. If you lock her in the closet and try to ignore her for a few days, well, she will just yowl louder until the neighbours think you are practicing the violin. And when you let her out? She looks at you and laughs! And then sliiiides over.
If you accidentally kick her in the head trying to move her? She just comes back again. If you kind of throw her not on purpose mind, off the balcony and onto someone else's hoping they will have to put up with her, she will find her way home! If you throw her into a bathtub with a toaster? She comes back as a horny zombie and sliiiiiides over to your foot and starts molestng it again! True story!

So hopefully tomorrow the great and powerful Oz-vet will fix this whole problem. And I shall yet again be able to enjoy a full night's sleep. And wher the only yowling you will hear will be mine.